Just try and stop me from playing in the water
Before you watch this video, I want to say that I am not responsible for what happens if you follow in my footsteps. I never said I was smart… This has been Funny Friday and yes that really happened.
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A wheelchair does not stop a kid on Halloween
I struggled with what to post today and then I remember tomorrow is Halloween. I had two costumes when I was a kid that I still remember as an adult. The first, and the best one, was at the age of about five. I went as Pac-Man . My mom drew the little guy on…
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It takes work to look this good in a chair
“you must never under estimate the power of an eyebrow” Jack Black This video is about three years old. I’m posting it now because I got my haircut today. I still go to the same barbershop, and although I hate to admit it, I got my eyebrows waxed today. That’s right folks, I have been…
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You’re going down Monday you can’t win
Even though I’ve never had a day job, I struggle with Monday just like everybody else. As I get older they seem to get worse. The best way I found to deal with them, it Is constantly reminding yourself that you are in control and it’s going to be a good week. You have no…
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I got nothing so I’ll just ramble
I can’t decide what to write about today. I’ve got nothing really inspirational and I’m not feeling that funny, so I’ll leave you with a couple of observations. Observation one Fred Savage might be ageless I watched a couple of episodes of that new show on Fox called The Grinder. it’s got…
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Is it bad if I’m jealous of this guy?
I’m not ashamed to admit, this guy is better than me in every way possible as a comedian. He’s probably why I’ll never be famous. That said, if you listen everything he says about being handicapped is true in my experience Happy Tuesday everybody
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This is why I don’t go grocery shopping
How many kinds of toilet paper are available in the grocery store to buy? We literally flush it down the toilet. But there are probably 100 different kinds of toilet paper. “Well this one’s more absorbent!” If you’re using toilet paper that’s not absorbent, it’s not toilet paper. “Sir, you’re wiping your butt with a…
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I want to be Darth Vader
That’s not true I really just want the arms and legs I’ve been watching through the Star Wars movies in order one through six all over again, getting ready for number seven in December. I’m really looking forward to it. JJ Abrams did so well with Star Trek, that I actually have faith he might…
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I’m a comedian I can’t help it.
I talked a little bit about my vacation a few weeks ago right here because I am a comedian everything gets put into my act. so, for your viewing pleasure today, I give you my latest standup act and Lauren’s Place in Second Life if you want to find out more about Lauren’s place you…
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The name game can a name make you feel less disabled?
I made this video to be funny, but in all seriousness, the names really are fairly stupid. My standing frame is called an EZ Stand. Believe me ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing easy about it. I guess if I had a marketing degree, it would all make sense to me. I wonder how…