I spend a lot of my time in front of a computer. The first thing I do every morning is turn on the computer, check my email, and all that kind of stuff. My family used to think that I did these things because I enjoyed it, but the truth is that a guy like…
I’m not ashamed to admit, this guy is better than me in every way possible as a comedian. He’s probably why I’ll never be famous. That said, if you listen everything he says about being handicapped is true in my experience Happy Tuesday everybody
People seem to think that all handicapped people know each other. When people meet me, I often get something like, “Hey, do you know so-and-so? They also have Cerebral Palsy.”… “Oh, no?” Then they make this face like it’s very unusual that I haven’t met this person. If there are handicapped persons conventions or…
I wear a seatbelt so that I don’t fall out of my chair when people come up behind me and scream. I have really super amazing hearing. My hands don’t work so well and my legs don’t work so well, but my ears work really well. Like SONIC HEARING good. I could be…
I’m about to admit something I should probably not admit on a blog about motivation and comedy. I struggle with feeling powerless .I don’t move around very well. And when I wake up in the morning, I’m lying in bed….obviously, as opposed to on the …ceiling …or something… I’ve never been able to transfer…
A lot of people get really “down” on themselves and they look at their situation and how things aren’t going their way and it affects every other part of their life. It affects their job, their relationships, their health, how they handle their kids (if they have any), and every other person they encounter….
I don’t care if you live to be 100. Life is short. I have a few regrets in my life but none of them happened because I didn’t put myself out there. Any Woman that has ever been pursued by me will tell you that I don’t give up. Once I find something I…
Seems pretty simple I know, but I think a ton of people in today’s world simply don’t believe in themselves. I always have. I think it annoys my mother. I can see why. There’s a fine line in life between believing in yourself, and staying humble while doing so, and believing in yourself so much…
Every social interaction that you may take for granted completely changes when you’re on wheels. It’s like being stuck in an alternate universe where you know how things should work, but the normal rules do not apply. BROKEN SOCIAL NORMS There are a lot of things that are “backwards” for me that people don’t…
How many kinds of toilet paper are available in the grocery store to buy? We literally flush it down the toilet. But there are probably 100 different kinds of toilet paper. “Well this one’s more absorbent!” If you’re using toilet paper that’s not absorbent, it’s not toilet paper. “Sir, you’re wiping your butt with a…
